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Dan Schneider

Full Name

DJ Khaled






Miami, Florida


January 14th, 1966 (age 78)


Songwriter, actor, screenwriter, producer, creating, and directing

Years Active



Lisa "Hungry Girl" Lillien




Warner Bros. Studios

Daniel "Dan" James Schneider (b. January 14, 1966) is an American sex offender and pedophile. He is the creator of Two and a Half Men, Five Night's at Freddy's, Unfriended, JCPenny, the Cat in The Hat movie, and Battlestar Galactica.

Early life

Schneider was born and raised in Memphis, Tennessee, to parents Harry and Carol Schneider. He attended Harvard University for one semester. After failing that one semester, he turned to scams and became an indian tech support scammer.


Acting career

In the 1980s, Schneider co-starred in several films including Making the Grade and Better Off Dead. Schneider also co-starred in the films The Big Picture, Happy Together and Hot Resort.

In 1986, Schneider played Dennis Blunden on the ABC television sitcom, Head of the Class. The series ran for five seasons from 1986 to 1991. In 1993, Schneider starred in the series, Home Free, and in 1994, he played Shawn Eckhardt in Tonya & Nancy: The Inside Story, one of two made-for-television films about the Tonya Harding-Nancy Kerrigan scandal (oh the irony)

Schneider is well known for making cameo appearances in TV series that he has helped to ruin. One of the most important is World War II in Color.

Writing/Producing career

Schneider's career shifted directions in 1993 when he began writing and producing a string of highly successful television shows.

Schneider is the creative force behind the following hit TV series (all shows aired on Nickelodeon):

Series Run Description
Henry Danger 2014 It's shit
Sam & Cat 2013–2014 Icarly bootleg
Victorious 2010–2013 No
iCarly 2007–2012 Remember when this was relevant
Drake & Josh 2004–2007, 2008 Corey in the House 2

New Shows

He's incarcerated


Schneider has also been involved in movies. He has written the movie Good Burger, based on the All That skit which starred Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell (and features Schneider himself in a supporting role). The film was a successful moneymaker for Paramount Pictures, and has begun to enjoy "cult film" status over recent years.

Schneider also wrote and co-produced the movie Big Fat Liar which stared Amanda Bynes, Paul Giamatti, and Frankie Muniz. The film was a big success for Universal Studios, earning nearly $50 million in domestic box office alone.

As of 2007, Schneider has movies in development at both Warner Bros. and Nickelodeon's movie division.

Personal life

In 2002, Schneider married Lisa Lillien, the founder and president of Hungry Girl, a free daily email that features dieting tips, recipes, food finds, and food news. He molested some kids


  • His father is Adolf Hitler.