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Dateline NBC, or simply Dateline, is a weekly American television newsmagazine/reality legal show that is broadcast on NBC.

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The network and Schneider, who’ve worked together since the late ’80s, mutually agreed not to extend a production deal with his company, Schneider’s Bakery.

“Following many conversations together about next directions and future opportunities, Nickelodeon and our long-time creative partner Dan Schneider/Schneider’s Bakery have agreed to not extend the current deal,” Nickelodeon and Schneider said in a joint statement to HuffPost. “Since several Schneider’s Bakery projects are wrapping up, both sides agreed that this is a natural time for Nickelodeon and Schneider’s Bakery to pursue other opportunities and projects.”

Neither Nickelodeon nor Schneider gave a reason for the split. Deadline reports the decision was years in the making due to “multiple complaints of abusive behavior” by members of Schneider’s staff, and “well documented temper issues.”

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Sheev Palpatine[3] (also known by his Sith identity Darth Sidious and publicly as Senator Palpatine, then Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, and later Emperor Palpatine) is a fictional character and one of the primary antagonists of the Star Wars franchise,[4]mainly portrayed by Ian McDiarmid. In the original trilogy, he is depicted as the aged, pale-faced and cloaked Emperor of the Galactic Empire and the Sith master of Darth Vader. In the prequel trilogy, he is portrayed as a middle-aged charismatic Senator from Naboowho uses deception and political manipulation to rise to the position of Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic before transforming the Republic into the Empire.

Though outwardly appearing to be a well-intentioned public servant and supporter of democracy prior to being Emperor,[5] Palpatine's true identity is actually Darth Sidious, the Dark Lord of the Sith – a cult of practitioners of the dark side of the Force previously thought to have been extinct for a millennium, and master of Darth Maul and Count Dooku.[5] As his Sith identity, he is the mastermind behind the Clone Wars conflict. Playing both sides of the Republic and the Separatists, as Chancellor, Palpatine uses the conflict as a convenient pretext to maintain a military–industrial complex and gain more political power by abusing his "emergency powers" to stay in office long after his term has expired. The deliberately prolonged war nearly bankrupted the Republic, allowing Palpatine to engineered the nationalization of banks, infrastructure, and raw resources. The unrestrained printing of money to continue the war effort inevitably led to hyper-inflation and skyrocketing unemployment, which further destabilized the Republic in Palpatine's favor.

Palpatine ultimately reorganizes the Republic into the Galactic Empire, declaring the Jedi as traitors who had attempted to assassinate him, having most killed through Order 66, and declaring himself as Emperor. He also manipulates Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker into turning to the dark side and serving as his new apprentice. Palpatine rules the galaxy for over two decades before his reign is brought to an end when Vader turns on him and kills him in order to save his son, Luke Skywalker who was being electrocuted by Palpatine.

Since the initial theatrical run of Return of the Jedi, Palpatine has become a widely recognized popular culture symbol of evil, sinister deception, dictatorship, tyranny, and the subversion of democracy.

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Adolf Hitler
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Führer of Germany
In office

2 August 1934 – 30 April 1945

Preceded by Paul von Hindenburg

(as President of the German Reich)

Succeeded by Karl Dönitz

(as President)

Chancellor of Germany
In office

30 January 1933 – 30 April 1945

  • Paul von Hindenburg
    (1933–1934; as President)
  • Himself
    (1934–1945; as Führer)
  • Franz von Papen
  • Hermann Göring
Preceded by Kurt von Schleicher
Succeeded by Joseph Goebbels
Führer of the Nazi Party
In office

29 June 1921 – 30 April 1945

Deputy Rudolf Hess


Preceded by Anton Drexler

(as Chairman)

Succeeded by Martin Bormann

(as Party Minister)

Personal details
Born 20 April 1889

Braunau am Inn, Austria-Hungary

Died 30 April 1945 (aged 56)

Berlin, Nazi Germany

Cause of death Suicide by gunshot
  • Austria (1889–1925)
  • Germany (1932–1945)
Political party National Socialist German Workers' Party (Nazi Party)(1921–1945)
Other political


German Workers' Party(1920–1921)
Spouse(s) Eva Braun

(m. 1945; d. 1945)

  • Alois Hitler (father)
  • Klara Pölzl (mother)
Relatives Hitler family
Profession politician
Military service
Allegiance German Empire
Service/branch Bavarian Army
Years of service 1914–1920
  • Gefreiter
  • Verbindungsmann
  • 16th Bavarian Reserve Regiment
  • Reichswehr intelligence
Battles/wars World War I
  • Iron Cross First Class
  • Iron Cross Second Class
  • Wound Badge

Adolf Hitler (German: [ˈadɔlf ˈhɪtlɐ] ( listen); 20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was a German politician, demagogue,[1] and Pan-Germanrevolutionary,[2][3] who was the leader of the Nazi Party (Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei; NSDAP), Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945 and Führer ("Leader") of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945.[a] As dictator, Hitler initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939, and was central to the Holocaust.

Hitler was born in Austria—then part of Austria-Hungary—and was raised near Linz. He moved to Germany in 1913 and was decorated during his service in the German Army in World War I. In 1919, he joined the German Workers' Party (DAP), the precursor of the NSDAP, and was appointed leader of the NSDAP in 1921. In 1923, he attempted to seize power in a failed coup in Munich and was imprisoned. While in jail he dictated the first volume of his autobiography and political manifesto Mein Kampf ("My Struggle"). After his release from prison in 1924, Hitler gained popular support by attacking the Treaty of Versailles and promoting Pan-Germanism, anti-semitism and anti-communism with charismatic oratory and Nazi propaganda. He frequently denounced international capitalism and communism as being part of a Jewish conspiracy.

By 1933, the Nazi Party was the largest elected party in the German Reichstag, but did not have a majority, and no party was able to form a majority parliamentary coalition in support of a candidate for chancellor. This led to former chancellor Franz von Papen and other conservative leaders persuading President Paul von Hindenburg to appoint Hitler as Chancellor on 30 January 1933. Shortly after, the Reichstag passed the Enabling Act of 1933, which began the process of transforming the Weimar Republic into Nazi Germany, a one-party dictatorship based on the totalitarian and autocratic ideology of National Socialism. Hitler aimed to eliminate Jews from Germany and establish a New Order to counter what he saw as the injustice of the post-World War I international order dominated by Britain and France. His first six years in power resulted in rapid economic recovery from the Great Depression, the abrogation of restrictions imposed on Germany after World War I and the annexation of territories inhabited by millions of ethnic Germans which gave him significant popular support.

Hitler sought Lebensraum ("living space") for the German people in Eastern Europe and his aggressive foreign policy is considered to be the primary cause of World War II in Europe. He directed large-scale rearmament and on 1 September 1939 invaded Poland, resulting in Britain and France declaring war on Germany. In June 1941, Hitler ordered an invasion of the Soviet Union. By the end of 1941, German forces and the European Axis powers occupied most of Europe and North Africa. In December 1941, he formally declared war on the United States, bringing them directly into the conflict. Failure to defeat the Soviets and the entry of the United States into the war forced Germany onto the defensive and it suffered a series of escalating defeats. In the final days of the war during the Battle of Berlin in 1945, he married his long-time lover Eva Braun. Less than two days later on 30 April 1945, the two committed suicide to avoid capture by the Soviet Red Army and their corpses were burned.

Under Hitler's leadership and racially motivated ideology, the Nazi regime was responsible for the genocide of at least 5.5 million Jews and millions of other victims whom he and his followers deemed Untermenschen (sub-humans) or socially undesirable. Hitler and the Nazi regime were also responsible for the killing of an estimated 19.3 million civilians and prisoners of war. In addition, 28.7 million soldiers and civilians died as a result of military action in the European theatre. The number of civilians killed during World War II was unprecedented in warfare and the casualties constituted the deadliest conflict in human history.

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"[Verse 1]

Uh, open up the potions, pop It's my mine come on, mine it up Hear a hiss near the door and the night begins Creepers done this before, I never let 'em in Pack up your inventory, 'n' we can go out Bring some extra food so that you don't starve Sometimes you forget torches And you gotta bring your pickaxe Yeah, you know where we goin' Sometimes you forget torches

[Chorus] Welcome to my mine, we are mining diamonds We ain't gotta strip mine We don't have to fight mobs Welcome to my mine Play that noteblock nicely Show me all those emeralds We don't gotta dodge lava

Welcome to my mine Welcome to my mine

[Verse 2] When it comes and you know that you wanna stay Block dirt, let's start mining those real things Keep those swords in our hands, and open up those potions Let's fight those mobs, come on slash away Sometimes you forget torches And you gotta bring a pickaxe Yeah, we know where we going Sometimes you forget torches




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