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Shoenice does drunk impressions, then he takes a piss

Shoenice does drunk impressions, then he takes a piss

Tim Russ is said to be the only thing that can fight or even come close to fighting the god of the Dan Schneider Universe. Many people now think the myths of old gods were nothing but myths and children's tales, but Tim is living proof that that is simply not the case. Studies have shown that Tim Russ might have been the being the Vikings referred to as Thor. Same goes for the Greeks and the myth of Hercules and so on and so forth throughout all cultures. There are no gods of old, only Tim. He soon fell down on his luck around the early 90's after the collapse of his once great kingdom, the Soviet Union. Desperate for any kind of work he took up show business and played many great roles, such as the Terminator and Robocop at the same time. He also plays every single person in the MCU currently. But he found his calling when he was cast as the principle in iCarly, and the rest, as they say, is history.

Tim Russ 2016